{"id":19,"date":"2008-05-24T20:16:41","date_gmt":"2008-05-24T20:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/24\/15\/"},"modified":"2016-08-23T16:00:15","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T21:00:15","slug":"15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/24\/15\/","title":{"rendered":"Cereal production? OR WEAPON SMUGGLING!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love my Kellogg&#8217;s Frosted Flakes (no, they aren&#8217;t paying me), but I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that cereal companies are actually illegal weapon smugglers in disguise. Today, while enjoying my frosty confections, I discovered a spoon that emitted a bright red light. After pointing the red light at my fellow flake consumer, I noticed it could cause severe annoyance and yelling.<br \/>\nDid Kellogg think through what might happen should such a valuable and dangerous piece of technology fall into the wrong hands? NO. NO THEY PROBABLY DIDN&#8217;T!<\/p>\n<p>God save us all.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-228\" src=\"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/Tony.gif\" alt=\"Tony\" width=\"350\" height=\"367\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tony the Tiger<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Family Friendly Feline or Baby Eating Monster?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love my Kellogg&#8217;s Frosted Flakes (no, they aren&#8217;t paying me), but I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that cereal companies are actually illegal weapon smugglers in disguise. Today, while enjoying my frosty confections, I discovered a spoon that emitted a bright red light. After pointing the red light at my fellow &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/24\/15\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cereal production? OR WEAPON SMUGGLING!?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-cereal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":229,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}