{"id":47,"date":"2008-12-16T22:53:56","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T22:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/16\/316\/"},"modified":"2016-08-23T14:54:40","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T19:54:40","slug":"316","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/16\/316\/","title":{"rendered":"Student Finds Stolen Xbox 360 with His Wireless Controller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/img-3.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Article:&nbsp;<br \/>\nShort of it? University student falls asleep without locking the door, some dude takes his 360. The kid wakes up, files a police report for the theft, and notices his controller still connects to the XBOX. So, he sweeps around the floors of his dorm, finds the room, perp gets caught.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Best line ever: &#8220;Ketsenburg [360 owner] says that he is prosecuting the thief to the fullest extent of the law.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is why we need capital punishment, the thief needs his hard drive erased.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Article:&nbsp; Short of it? University student falls asleep without locking the door, some dude takes his 360. The kid wakes up, files a police report for the theft, and notices his controller still connects to the XBOX. So, he sweeps around the floors of his dorm, finds the room, perp gets caught.&nbsp; Best line ever: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/16\/316\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Student Finds Stolen Xbox 360 with His Wireless Controller&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":202,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stormeffect.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}